"Too far and snaky"
was a phrase used by my grandmother
for not going to someplace a long way away.
Or, even for places close by
that she did not travel to for some reason.
The conversation could have gone like...
"Are you going to ________ ?" fill in blank
Grandmother, "No, too far and snaky."
Lucketts Spring Market 2015 was too far and snaky
from Texas to Virginia for me to attend.